My "ideal" guy

I thought i'd leave with an actual post cause yeah, i kinda feel better. Anyway i've been asked this question a lot. Like, A LOT. 'What do you like in a guy?' or 'What's your ideal guy?' and etc. And i've always replied with i don't have one. Which is true. I don't have an "ideal" guy. Not picky honestly. BUT. If i had to describe what i'd like in a guy to be my ideal guy then here is a list :) enjoy yo. (excuse sentences that don't make sense, its 4:13am. BRAIN DEAD)

I'd like him to:
- be funny, or have a way in making me laugh
- be caring yet carefree
- be honest but not so much as to be blunt
- be my bestfriend
- be out going but shy at the same time; though not timid
- be easy to talk to and get along with. Not needing to hold myself back, being able to say what i need to let out and having no awkward silences
- feel comfortable talking to me about anything and almost everything
- be smart but not smarter then me 8) otherwise i'd feel dumb LOL
- be somewhat fit; not too skinny or you'll make me feel fat and i'll go anorexic and die, bit of chunkyness is fine with me
- have things in common with me; like the same stuff i like, into the same stuff im into, etc.
- have a nice scent :)
- be protective but not over protective
- not be oblivious
- notice when i'm feeling down or when i'm mad and when something's bothering me
- be cheesy/corny at times. I find that shit funny and cute LOL. If they mean it that is. If not, i will fly kick you
- be randomly weird
- be somewhat good looking/cute/etc.
- have decently organised teeth LOL
- not hold grudges
- just be there for me in general, to trust me and will try and bare with me and my stupidity. To make my wrong decisions work. To help me find the right decision. To help me realise what's infront of me when i can't see. To help keep me living. To-- Oh wtf i need sleep, fuq, i added this part after i wrote the last paragraph, ITS 5:11 BETCHES sleep time. 

BONUS: (if he)
- is taller than me
- is left handed (i actually find it hot LOL)
- is a unique mix of nationality (wtf does that make sense?)
- is artistic; sings, plays an instrument, can song write, draw, etc.
- can cook :)
- can drive + owns a car
- has curly/wavy hair
- has braces
- wears glasses
- is Christian
- has a goatee or any type of facial hair
- has some nice shoulders ;)

This shit is long LOL but again, i honestly am not picky. Don't need to have all this shit to, win me, per say. I don't even think i finished it LOL. But yeah, that's my ideal guy :) oh and if he calls me a pet name i will rip his balls off x0 NAH I KID, its an exception, what's not an exception though is if i get called 'Darling, Darls, Honey, Babe(s), Sweetie/Sweetie Pie' and i think that's it. Which is like, a majority of the pet names LOL. If i don't say anything to you when you call me any of those listed, then you are something.